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He could probably open his mouth and call me an asshole again and I'd still want to kiss the lips the insult came from.

He could probably open his mouth and call me an asshole again and I'd still want to kiss the lips the insult came from.

“Maybe he couldn’t finish with me because he prefers dick. Utah’s dick, at least.”

“You open your legs to him any time he wants it.”

“It’s probably the whole gay thing you’re experimenting with. It’s making you sentimental.”
He glances back at me and narrows his eyes. “You can’t make gay jokes, Merit. You aren’t gay.”
“Does being gay make you the gay authority on who can or can’t tell gay jokes?”
“I’m not gay, either,” he says.
“Could have fooled me.” I laugh. “If you don’t think you’re gay, you’re sexually confused.”

“You were really easy to like today, Merit.”

"even though I'm an atheist, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't thank God that I have a wife who understands that.”